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MythicalMinecraftMadness

Adventure, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Metafiction, morrowind, myth-making, MythicalMinecraftMadness, Mythological, Mythos, open world, Parody, post-modern, role playing, RPG, satire, simulation, storytelling, video game, Writing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers are Confused

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.

Blocky Drama Queens

annoyance, Assertiveness, blocky, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Frustration, interpersonal relationships, mental health, mindfulness, patience, personal boundaries, QUEENS, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, social anxiety, Social Skills, Stress Management, understanding others

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7532	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3217
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any social anxiety or annoying interruptions! Our server is a safe haven for introverts and loners alike, where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players – talk about a thrilling experience! So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying people once and for all!

Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

AniManga, Author, club, CREEPERS, cry, Demons, diverse party makeup, Explanation, Fight, Fly, frieren, Frierens, mages, magic user, magical combat, Medieval Fantasy, Mountains, peak human body, physical combat, priests, relationships, series, Steves, swordsmen, unarmored body, Warriors

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

Ancestry, Assumptions, Background, Borscht, confusion, cultural background, eastern european, ethnicity, European, family history, heritage, Identity, immigration, menu, Nationality, Origins, pierogi, Polish, PolishRussianCraft, Questioning, Russian, slavic, Stereotypes, Youll

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

brand, British, celtic, comparison, culture, Differences, Diversity, English, heritage, History, Identity, Language, Minecraft, MVPS, Nationality, Perception, real, SheepishCraft, Similarities, society, Stereotypes, uk, Walmart, welsh

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4122
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Votes:	5697
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

activism, advocacy, border control, CHANGE, citizenship, community involvement, CREEPERS, cultural integration, Diversity, DRIVE, Drive by, empowerment, equality, immigration, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, Mexicans, pixelated, policy reform, POTHOLES, shitty, shitty truck, social responsibility, Trucks, Unity

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

10th birthday bonus bash, advanced search, april schedule, blocky, Celeste Aura Raid, character songs best album, Colossus, crew directory., Eternals, Europa character CD, Evokers, extra drop campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, funhouse, gbf, gbfg, granblue fantasy, grand lucio, Grid and Teambuilding, helpful links, how to start, leviathan, Lovers, magna 3, mc skin, Minecraft, Paliuli Pararaiha, Party Trial Battles, Previous thread, rebalances, Recent News, rise of the beasts, ROADMAP, Server, side story, sierokarte’s special training, Token Box, Toolbox, Transcendence, unite & fight, Yggdrasil Aura Raid

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1866	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Votes:	3520	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!