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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	4326	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Farms Harvested:	418
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Crops Grown:	2498
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Emeralds Found:	2535
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	5306
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	7801	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Animals Bred:	28	Star Shards Collected:	74
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

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