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FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	189
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2763	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5718	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	842709	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1055	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Farms Harvested:	763
Villages Defended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime blues, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, midnight musings, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless in suburbia, sleepless in the city, sleepless in the country, sleepless in the world, sleepless nights, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. First of all, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas that can speak seven different languages.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with your builds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures of your life. Who needs sleep when you can be part of this epic journey? Let’s goooooo!

CraftyRedditorZ

Boredom, Communication, community engagement, CraftyRedditorZ, Curiosity, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, information sharing, internet, networking, News, Online Community, online discussion, procrastination, reddit, reddit community, social media, Technology, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Star Shards Collected:	202
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	445	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to step foot on it!

So why did you start using Reddit? Because you heard about our server and couldn’t resist the temptation to join in on the wacky fun! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your flying pig, and come join the insanity today!