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Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Blocky Fun Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner chaos and let loose your wildest fantasies!

We have a special event where players can dress up as their favorite historical figures and reenact epic battles. Want to be Julius Caesar fighting against a horde of zombies? Or maybe Cleopatra taking on a dragon? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. Can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by our mischievous admins?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Star Shards Collected:	233	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	127422	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Farms Harvested:	608	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowy Motor SP Ort – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some crazy races and wacky adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a month of non-stop fun and chaos as we race through crazy obstacle courses, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures. But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server.

From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And with a spreadsheet to keep track of all the shenanigans, you’ll never miss out on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

RITEGRIEF Minecraft server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1121	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Reasons to play with us:1. We have good players and administration

2. Anarchy with survival

3. Cheap donation

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Single Payer Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	1928	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Alien Byte’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins hoard all the power? Well, look no further because our server is run by a dev who only holds 1.04% of the tokens! That’s right, you can join our wacky world where the players actually have a say in what goes down.

But you better act fast before we take off into the stratosphere! Rumor has it that our server is actually a spaceship in disguise, and once we reach a certain number of players, we’re blasting off to explore the galaxy. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us out there?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), come join us before it’s too late. And remember, don’t say we didn’t warn ya about missing out on the ride of a lifetime!