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KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	8717	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	151
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2078
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4981	Buildings Constructed:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Votes:	9255	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!