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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Farms Harvested:	531	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3041	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Potions Brewed:	139	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	1530	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Animals Bred:	139
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	2767
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!