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Warning: Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a protest demanding better working conditions in the Nether. And that’s not even the craziest part – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly dating a creeper!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and witness epic battles between rival factions, where the stakes are higher than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So why didn’t you heed the warning? Because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the sheer amount of fun you’ll have. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	588	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1191	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	215	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2129	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8546
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Animals Bred:	153
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	998955	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4825	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	4784	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3572
Void Gems Collected:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	226

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!