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OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	2740	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	New Chunks Explored:	697846
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Items Found:	8379	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Animals Bred:	131
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyHostageFun

Communication, Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, Crisis, extremism, family, fear, Hamas, hostage relatives, intimidation, KIDNAPPING, loved ones, messages, MIDDLE EAST, N12, Négotiation, PHONES, SECURITY, Terrorism, threatening calls, violence

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	8077
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Falling into the Void:	3

raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.

HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

cambridge, COMPREHENSIVE, Diabeats, diet, Disease, Evidence, findings, Global, Ham, HamCraft, health, health risk, Lifestyle, Link, nutrition, processed meat, red meat, research, Risk, study, Study participants, TYPE, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crops Grown:	9570	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

Crescenta: Where playing house turns into top-tier drama for the age 13+ crowd!

3d, age, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Conquer, Crescenta, Crowd, Diplomacy, Dorado, Drama, Economy, generation, GSit, House, Playing, Plugins, Roleplay, Terrain, toptier, Towny, turns, voice chat, War, world reset

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	9074	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Crescenta Minecraft Server

Server IP: crescenta.org Server Version: 1.21.1 Java Discord Link: https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Dedicated Crescenta subreddit: r/Crescenta

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations, semi-casual, colonist towny, roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Server Feature	Description
Long lasting worlds	Endless new content and activities for all players.
Custom world generation	New biomes and features for a spectacular world.
3D exploration with Bluemap	Interactive map for exploring the world.
Proximity Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using voice chat.
Resource balancing	Prevents resource depletion and maintains stable economy.
Community plugins	Enjoy flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, and more.

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older at minimum, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy. As well, we allow most swearing in chat, so keep that in mind.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP “crescenta.org” to connect to our Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on Crescenta?

A: Yes, we require players to be at least 13 years old due to Discord age policy and chat content.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server and subreddit that we encourage all players to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

CharacterCatastrophe Minecraft Server

big name dies, Celebrity, CHANGE, CharacterCatastrophe, Characters, Condolences, Entertainment, Grief, Impact, Industry, Legacy, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, Remembrance, scrapped, Server, show business, talent, television, Tragedy, Tribute, working last season

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7070	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the big names always die off and the characters get scrapped? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We take care of our talent like no other, even if they were working last season. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who needs big names when you can create your own legendary tale on our server? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!