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RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Players Killed by Monsters:	7901	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

Blockcrafters, Career Advice, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, interview red flags to avoid, Interview Tips, interview warning signs, Interviewing, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview red flags, job interview red flags to watch out for, job interview tips, Job Search, red flag, red flag behaviors, red flag interview questions, red flags during a job interview, red flags in interviews, red flags in job interviews, red flags to watch out for, steve, warning signs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Void Armor Forged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8409	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

SurvivorSMP.net

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	768
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Votes:	7527
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	223199
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!