heavyweights – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!
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Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:
1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!
2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.
3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.
4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

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CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!
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Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.
And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

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MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness
Adventure, appreciation, Bootleg, Canada, Canadian beauty, Canadian culture, canadian girls, Canadian heritage, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian women leaders, diverse beauty, female empowerment, Join, maple leaf, MapleCraft, MinecraftMadness, northern beauty, proud Canadians, recognition, Server, SorryNotSorry, Strong Women, Thread, true north, women of Canada
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

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MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft
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Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

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LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness
#youtube, archival, Average, Chinese, Clips, Corpo, discussion, Fun, Global, indie, indies, japanese, Join, Language, Large, LMAOcraft, MinecraftMadness, Noobs, Numbers, partner, requirement, Russian, Shill, Stream, twitch, VIEWER, Vip, VOD, Vtuber
Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.
You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!
In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.
We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

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MineCraic Central – where we redefine what ‘IT’ games really mean! #nostalgia #gamersunite #uniquefun
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server for a wild ride you won’t forget!
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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ExPELledFORTniteCraft – Join this crazy Minecraft server for non-stop fun! #expelledagain #minecraftmadness
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So you know that one group of players who always seem to get banned from every Minecraft server because they’re just too wild and crazy? Well, guess what? They’ve found a new home on our server! Join us if you want to witness some truly epic and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the chaos – because let’s be honest, where else are you going to find a community this unhinged and hilarious?

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Digs ‘n Blocks: The Adventure Server for Archeologist Gamers! #TombRaiderLife 🔥💎
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Join our Minecraft server to uncover the mysteries of the ancient tomb raider who was born in 1920 and is somehow still alive and kicking! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks and enchanted gear from his last raid in 1989. Legend has it that he retired because he found a rare artifact that granted him immortality, but who knows what other crazy stories you’ll uncover in our world! Come join us for an adventure like no other and see what treasures you can dig up!

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PixelFlix: The Last Blockbuster Server – Anime Edition! #SciFiSnacks #MinecraftMania🕹️
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Are you tired of searching for the last good science fiction anime? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies! Join us and embark on epic quests to explore alien worlds, battle futuristic creatures, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Who needs anime when you can create your own action-packed adventures in Minecraft? So grab your space suit and laser blaster, because the galaxy is waiting for you!

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