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Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7621	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9870	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4412
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4888	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	141204	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchantments Applied:	197	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	2378
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2490	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!