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Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

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When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

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Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5251	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	234562
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	888	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Crazy Heavy Mass Cannon Minecraft Servers

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Stats November 22, 2024

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

MineCraftWholesomeness

Stats November 22, 2024

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

Stats November 22, 2024

flairvanillamc

Stats November 22, 2024

When MC

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Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	975965	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	841
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	280659
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4121	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Animals Bred:	100	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2