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Caitlyn87’s Crazy Craft Kingdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

Imagine this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of pure diamond and the sun is actually a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamond-encrusted bacon when you defeat them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every full moon where all players turn into werewolves and have to battle it out in an epic PvP showdown. The winner gets a unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into caitlyn87 and become best friends for life.

ShowerCraft: Where We Wash Away the Competition!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Crops Grown:	9049
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Towns Built:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1915
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?

Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!

So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?

SnoozeCraft: Where Advent’s Stream is the Ultimate Insomnia Cure!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2548	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the boredom of watching Advent’s stream and join in on the WILDEST adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of ROGUE llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and are on a mission to CONQUER all other servers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of WACKY villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of party-loving villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community on the internet. Who needs boring streams when you can have LLAMA battles and villager parties instead?

WipeoutCraft: Where Minecraft meets wipeout series chaos! LOL

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	240
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Alright, buckle up your minecart seatbelts because you’re about to enter the most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and endermen are the ultimate fashion icons. That’s right, on our server, everything is turned upside down and inside out in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous wipeout series, where players compete in anti-gravity racing championships that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic ender dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the craziest and most fun-loving players you’ll ever meet.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

WNBAcraft: Where even the mobs demand equal pay!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we believe in giving WNBA players their fair share of diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – we pay our players in diamonds because who needs emeralds when you can have bling bling?

Join our server and witness the magic of WNBA players battling it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Watch as they build towering castles and mine for rare resources with the finesse of a pro gamer.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s a party like no other, trust us.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a WNBA player who will teach you how to slam dunk like a pro!

CraftyBag Adventures – Join the Blue Archive General Fun!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9750
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Votes:	1805	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like a bag of tricks, filled with surprises and unexpected events that will keep you on your toes! You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

2. Looking for a place to hang out with your Circles/Clubs/Friends? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends and create unforgettable memories together.

3. Ever heard of a Minecraft server with 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts? Neither have we, but we have it all! Get ready for some mind-blowing content that will leave you laughing for days.

4. Our server is so popular, even the JP Livestream is talking about it! Join now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe.

5. Need some banners to show off your style? We’ve got you covered with exclusive banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, Natsu, and more! Your Minecraft avatar will be the envy of all other players.

6. Events on our server are like no other. From SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council to Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

7. Content on our server is top-notch, with Grand Assaults like Gregorius and The Fury of Set waiting for you to conquer them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where grabbing tummies is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to grab as many tummies as you can.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tummy fortress, where players must navigate through a maze of belly buttons to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted tummy ticklers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grabbing tummies like never before!

AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a server where dragons roamed freely and unicorns pranced through the meadows. But then, tragedy struck! The DBZA soundtrack was automuted, and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on this server, the DBZA soundtrack still plays loud and proud!

Join us now and embark on quests to defeat the evil Creeper King and unlock the secrets of the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Build your own castle, tame a giant chicken, and ride off into the sunset on a pig with wings!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But remember, on this server, the DBZA soundtrack will never be silenced. It’s the end of an era, but the beginning of a whole new adventure!

TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	195	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and creepers that tell dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of talking llamas who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wonderful world filled with magic and mayhem!

Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	28883	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!