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RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, dream, Eternity, euphoria, Existential, Heaven, Hell, Hope, Mystery, Peace, perspective, Reincarnation, RespawnRUs, setback, Soul, speculation, spirituality, temporary, unknown

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Star Shards Collected:	100
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

JesusCraft: Where Creepers meet their maker and players meet their match!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Christianity, CREEPERS, divine encounter, divine presence, encounter with God, eternal life, eternal salvation, FAITH, faith journey, Heaven, Jesus Christ, JesusCraft, maker, match, Meet, meeting Jesus, Players, Redemption, religious experience, religious faith, salvation, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	1205	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll have the chance to meet Jesus himself! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend, all hanging out in our virtual world. Imagine the epic quests you can go on with Jesus by your side, turning water into wine and walking on water like it’s no big deal.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is the epitome of unadulterated kino. What does that mean, you ask? It means you’ll be experiencing the most epic, action-packed, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a miracle or two. Who knows, you might even become best friends with Jesus himself.

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

2024.., acceptance, Afterlife, BLOWN, building, bullying, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreams, entrance, forgiveness, formality, godjak, Good deeds, Heaven, heaven gates, heaven gates open, Indians, interview, judgment, life review, list, lol, McCraftface, Participation, Redemption, True

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	783	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Purple Heaven: Where cows fly, creepers dance, and Steve trips over his own blocks!

Active, blocks, Community, Cows, CREEPERS, Dance, discord server, Factions, Fly, Fresh, Heaven, Ip:, Lgbt, minecraft discord, Neurodiverse, Purple, reactions, Report, rude members, rules, Semi Vanilla, simplified rules, steve, streaming, System, Temple, Trips, Welcoming, whitelist apps, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Server Name	Purple Heaven
Description	Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Purple Heaven is a home for everyone and offers a welcoming and active environment for players from all over the world.
Features	Simplified rules Minecraft-Discord Comms Report with reactions Dynmap Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly Streaming friendly

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by following the IP, whitelist apps, and rules available in the Discord server. Join our Discord server here to get started.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Purple Heaven welcomes players of all ages, as long as they adhere to the server rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Purple Heaven. Just make sure they follow the server rules to maintain a positive and inclusive community environment.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Purple Heaven. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, Purple Heaven hosts events and activities for players to participate in and have fun together. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements and schedules.

Bedrok mc

bedrok, bedrok mc, Heaven, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

BEDROK MCA heaven for minecraft players

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Generations of the player kind – Aka Generations MC

ADMIN, Chat, Civilization, Discord, Earth portal, Fun, Furry, Generations MC, Heaven, Hell, inventions, LGBTQIA2S+, Minecraft, No bullying, No hacking, No lag machines, Nohacking, OWNER, Promoted platforms, smp, Survival, therian

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1173	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	6874

This is the Generations MC Minecraft smp you spawn in and find the huge fence portal that will take you to earth and if you have 10 chances so if an admin or owner sees you die naturally 10 times the 11th time you will shut off from the earth portal and given the choice of going back to earth to watch future generations or go to heaven or hell depending on if your a good person or not

No hacking

No lag machines

No bullying

LGBTQIA2S+ Supporting

Furry Supporting

Therian supporting

This server means no hate and you get to make history and make new inventions etc

If you wanna msg owners or admins check the discord https://discord.gg/vcvPQqKkKx or if you simply wanna chat with others from other promoted platforms you can do that too

Theres many things to the server that makes it more fun im not gonna say what but your gonna have to see it for yourself ^^

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Purple Heaven SMP

Heaven, Purple, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Void Gems Collected:	22
Zombie Dances:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you looking for a fun, friendly community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, because Purple Heaven SMP was founded to start exciting adventures and make new friends! You can find a list of our goodies below! – Enjoy : )

—————————————————— ⤿ We offer

https://discord.gg/EuMz4bMbc4

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

companion, CONTENT, dependable, faithful, Grateful, joy, Loaded, Loyal, Lucky, Minecraft, obedient, Pleasure, Reliable, satisfaction, Server, SILENT, Stairs, submissive, Wonder, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	8209	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

Atompunk, bimbo, bimbo effect, Bimbos 2.0, bovine sugar mama, collared rookie, cop, Cop Bimbos, Cyberpunk, DOBERMAN, drawfriends, female bimbos, für, futa bimbos, Intercorsal Media, long tail tags, Marrying a Bimbo, Minecraft, smp, Stories, tags, Thread

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

Architecture, art, comparison, culture, customs, Economy, education, Europe, fashion, Food, Globalization, History, Japan, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Server, society, Technology, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1294
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

LITERALLY, Minecraft, smp, SUICIDE, watch

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Farms Harvested:	452	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	2780	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

accidental nudity, awkward encounter, awkward moment, awkward situation, Caught in the act, caught off guard, dick exposed, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, exposed in public, humiliating incident, long tail tags, Minecraft, nudity mishap, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, private parts revealed, revealing mistake, revealing yourself, Server, she sees your dick, surprise exposure, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected situation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

81k, achievement, Bitcoin, challenge, Community, cryptocurrency, Day, Day 2, determination, discipline, goal-setting, long-term commitment, Minecraft, motivation, no nut november, November, nut, perseverance, progress, self-control, smp, strength, success, Support, Willpower

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Star Shards Collected:	128	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ores Mined:	5487	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

best episodes, best seasons, best TV seasons, favorite episodes, favorite seasons, favorite TV seasons, greatest episodes, greatest seasons, highest rated seasons, Minecraft, popular seasons, Seasons, seasons ranking, smp, television seasons, top episodes, top rated seasons, top rated TV seasons, top seasons, top TV seasons, TV show episodes, TV show ranking, TV show seasons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Votes:	9187
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!