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DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3638	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3393	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	361329
Dragon Eggs Found:	2938	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	1264	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Divine Spears Created:	20
Votes:	7118	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

Boost, NeuroLight, TestoCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	935490	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

Crafty, drug comedown, drug community, drug culture, drug dosage, drug effects, drug experience, drug harm reduction, drug high, Drug Interactions, drug risks, drug safety, drug side effects, drug tolerance, drug trip, drug use, ecstasy, mdma, Minecraft, party drug, recreational drug, Server, substance use

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Votes:	7108	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!