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Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

anti-social, antisocial, changes, Communication, depression, disconnect, Friends, Hiding, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Normie, Recovery, room, self improvement, Server, Social Skills, socially awkward, society, Technology, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Items Found:	7171
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	105
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae’s Twitter, Baelz, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, MineBaelz, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, rule, rules, zodiac

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Potions Brewed:	49	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crab Rave Craft

boss battle, boss fight, challenging boss, crab, crab boss, crab boss design, crab boss gameplay, crab boss guide, crab boss location, crab boss lore, crab boss mechanics, crab boss rewards, crab boss strategy, crab boss tactics, crab boss theme, crab boss tips, crab enemy, Craft, crustacean boss, giant crab, rave, underwater boss, video game boss

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

Black community, BLOCK, controversy, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, false accusations, internet drama, justice system, Life, media scrutiny, Misinformation, online rumors, Party, prejudice, public figure, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, RAY, Ray Sizzum, Sizzums, social justice, social media, viral, wrongful accusations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	916
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

#Readme, BEWARE, CraftyVillagers, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Noobs, novel recommendations, Players, plot spoilers, PRO, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Mines Excavated:	2495	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!