Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.
So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!
Join us if you want to witness Elon Musk riding a giant llama while shooting laser beams from his eyes. That’s right, our server is so wild that even Elon himself can’t resist the madness!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a herd of flying pigs battling it out with a pack of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing Enderman! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!
| Platform | All Platforms Playable |
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| Upcoming | Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults! |
| Discord | Join Our Discord Today! |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server available on all platforms? | Yes, the server is playable on all platforms. |
| Is the gameplay balanced? | Yes, we strive to maintain a balanced gameplay experience for all players. |
| Are there custom weapons and enchants? | Yes, we offer custom weapons and enchants to enhance gameplay. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, we pride ourselves on being non pay-to-win. |
| Are there any upcoming developments? | Yes, we have exciting developments coming soon for our community. |
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures that defy the laws of physics.
Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your crops to make them grow faster. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – it’s like stepping into a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can fly on a magical unicorn.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner Minecraft master shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight!
| IP | mineward.net |
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| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp |
Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server with version 1.20.4+? | Yes, the server supports version 1.20.4+. |
| How many dungeons are available on the server? | There are 5 main dungeons along with a variety of side content. |
| Is the loot and bosses custom-made? | Yes, all loot and bosses are custom-made with care. |
We have a special feature where if your friend flakes on you last minute, you can summon a virtual guinea pig to guilt trip them instead. It’s a win-win situation!
Don’t waste your time on unreliable gaming buddies, join us and experience the ultimate virtual friendship where your time is respected and your sleep is sacred. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks waiting for you to discover – if you can survive the challenges, that is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to time zone confusion and guilt trips forever!
Imagine a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any rude comments or dirty remarks. On our server, you can proudly call your in-game partner your “husband” or “wife” without any fear of backlash.
And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life struggles, our virtual community is here to support you. We may not be able to change the world, but we can definitely make your Minecraft experience a whole lot better.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue! Let’s leave the real world behind and create a new one filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities.