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DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Votes:	7676
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	5659	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

adhd, ADHD awareness, ADHD diagnosis, ADHD diagnosis rate, ADHD medication, ADHD medication access, ADHD medication availability, ADHD medication barriers, ADHD medication challenges, ADHD medication difficulties, ADHD medication issues, ADHD medication shortage, ADHD prevalence, ADHD statistics, ADHD treatment, adult adhd, adulting, Craft, diagnosis in adulthood, Fun, mental health, Mining, prescription medication, stimulant medication

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

action, Adventure, Echoes, Echoes of Wisdom, FANTASY, forum, Game, legend of zelda, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nintendo, right now, role playing, Server, Tag, Thread, threat, tri-rod, Urgency, video game, whack, wisdom, Zelda, Zeldas

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

american football, boxing, classification system, Football (Interest), football basics, football classification, football rules, how to get into american football, learning american football, Minecraft, MMA, rules, smp, sports, sports basics, sports classification, sports interest, sports learning, sports rules, sports understanding, touchdown, understanding american football

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	2869
Dragon Eggs Found:	3268	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mines Excavated:	2506	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!