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Momma’s Money Pit

adult children, aita, Communication, disinherited, Divorce, downsized, family, financial support, House, Inheritance, Issues, legal obligation, life insurance, mom, mommas, MONEY, Mortgage, Pit, remortgage, Rent, Trust, Will

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world of remortgaged houses, life insurance policies, and unexpected will changes.

Build your own virtual empire while contemplating the moral dilemma of whether to continue paying rent to your virtual mom or cut her off completely. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos in the family?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to watch your back for any unexpected plot twists!

DrunkCraft SMP: oopsie

alcohol, bar hopping, blackout, consequences, crazy antics, drinking games, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, Friends, Fun, hangover, intoxication, late night, Memory Loss, MISTAKES, Oopsie, Party, regret, shots, smp, socializing, wild night

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a wild ride of drunken shenanigans! Our server is known for its crazy parties where players end up building upside-down houses, riding pigs off cliffs, and trying to tame creepers as pets. Who knows what you’ll end up doing drunk on our server – the possibilities are endless (and probably hilarious)! So come join us for a good time and see where the night takes you (just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombies)!

OutfitCraft3000

casual outfit, clothing, comfortable outfit, current outfit, dressing for success, dressing up, everyday outfit, fashion, fashion choices, fashion trends, fashionista, favorite outfit, go-to outfit, outfit inspiration, Outfit Of The Day, OutfitCraft3000, personal style, Style, trendy outfit, versatile outfit, Wardrobe

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Are you tired of wearing the same old boring armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special outfit called the “Rainbow Unicorn Onesie” that gives you magical powers to fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the “Disco Creeper Disco” where you can dance the night away with explosive moves that will blow everyone’s minds (literally).

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best Rainbow Unicorn Onesie and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy outfits and even crazier adventures!

BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft

BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft, bangladesh, CASUALTIES, civil disturbance, Clashes, Conflict, Crisis, Curfew, current events, death toll, emergency, Fatalities, Government, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, Public Safety, SECURITY, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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LOL so this server is like, the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a party up in here, you don’t wanna miss out.

One time, we had a player build a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? It actually started laying diamond eggs in the game. True story, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive watermelon war. It was epic, like seriously. Watermelons flying everywhere, players slipping and sliding in the juice. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come on down to our server. Just watch out for those killer chickens, they mean business.

Just Bucket 1.21! – Now with more buckets than a bucket factory!

Adventure, bucket, BUCKETS, Community, cross-platform, Currency, Discord, Expansion, FACTORY, family, gameplay, Jobs, Lag-free, Minecraft, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, Ranks, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Trade, Updates

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JustBucket Minecraft Server Overview

Introducing JustBucket Minecraft Server: Where Community and Quality Meet!

Features
	Many Ranks and positions available!
	24/7 zero lag.
	Focus on economy aspect of Minecraft
	Constant updates and expansions
	Cross-Platform capabilities

FAQs

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP JustBucket.Minecraft.Best. For Bedrock players, use port 25566.

What gameplay modes are available?

We offer both classic survival gameplay and Skyblock adventures.

Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with fellow players, set up shops, participate in jobs and tournaments to earn in-game currency.

Is the server always updating?

Yes, we are constantly updating and expanding our server to provide the best experience for our players.

Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock players can connect seamlessly to our server.

Where can I get more information and join the community?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP to connect with our community.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, autistic, AutisticCraft, Challenges, Communication, Community, Diagnosis, Differences, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, Server, Social Skills, special interests, spectrum, stigma, Strengths, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have a special challenge for you – see how many creepers you can befriend before they blow you up!

We also have a secret underground maze filled with diamond-studded chicken nuggets that you can only access if you can solve riddles like “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the diamond-studded chicken nuggets, of course!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Ender Dragon and our resident disco-loving zombie villagers.

So come on down to our server and show us just how autistic you really are – because normal is boring, right?

SMP_LlamaQueen922370069 – Minecraft SMP

animal character, ANONYMOUS, Anthropomorphic, art, character design, creative work, digital art, digital artist, digital drawing, Furry, furry art, furry community, furry fandom, fursona, illustration, Minecraft, no. 922370069, online art, online forum, s/fur, smp, SMP_LlamaQueen922370069

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to have a potato war. Yes, you read that right. A POTATO WAR. It was a battle of epic proportions, with players flinging potatoes at each other like there was no tomorrow. The winner? The one who managed to hit the most chickens with their starchy projectiles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Picture this: dancing creepers, glowstone dance floors, and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you’ll never forget, that’s for sure.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us at s/fur! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server

aggression, animal rescue, behavioral issues, Boogers, Breaking Point, cat, CatStressNoMore, compromise, Emotional support, fear, hissing, house fire, Loneliness, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, Relaxation, senior cat, Server, stress, Ultimatum, validation

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Are you tired of boring old cats that just sit around and do nothing? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to interact with the most eccentric cats around.

Our cats have been through it all – from surviving house fires to having boogers for days. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their hilarious personalities and unique quirks. Plus, they’re always up for a good time and love to play with our players.

But that’s not all! These cats are so wild that they might even hiss at your wife for holding something in her hand. It’s a strange tick, but it just adds to the excitement of our server. And if your wife can’t handle it, well, she might just have to choose between you and the cat. Talk about drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a purrfectly good time!

CraftyCashCrisis

bail out, challenging times, college student, conflicting feelings, CraftyCashCrisis, debt pressure, education expenses, family money, financial responsibility, financial struggles, friendship strain, Guilt, Jealousy, personal boundaries, seeking advice, Selfishness, true colors, true friends, unexpected medical bills, wealthy family, wealthy upbringing

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be guilt-tripped into giving away all your diamonds to your broke friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called selfish for valuing your financial responsibility.

We understand the importance of keeping your hard-earned emeralds for yourself, because let’s face it – you worked hard for those shiny blocks! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and craft without the pressure of bailing out your friends from their creeper-induced debts.

So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is key, and where you can focus on building epic structures without the drama of being called uncaring. Trust us, it’s a block-tastic time!

VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, long-term effects, male sterilization, medical procedure, mens health, permanent birth control, personal experience, post-surgery recovery, regret, reproductive health, satisfaction, sexual health, smp, surgical procedure, Urology, vasectomy, VasectomyVibesMC

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Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1115
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

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Momma’s Money Pit

Stats November 22, 2024

DrunkCraft SMP: oopsie

Stats November 22, 2024

OutfitCraft3000

Stats November 22, 2024

BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Just Bucket 1.21! – Now with more buckets than a bucket factory!

Stats November 22, 2024

JustBucket Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

How can I join the server?

What gameplay modes are available?

Can I trade with other players on the server?

Is the server always updating?

Is the server cross-platform?

Where can I get more information and join the community?

SMP_LlamaQueen922370069 – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCashCrisis

Stats November 22, 2024

VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	172	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1