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Salmon Sperm Shack

Animal Behavior, animal mating, aquatic environment, aquatic life, aquatic reproduction, aquatic species, fertilization, Fish, fish behavior, fish reproduction, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, Ocean, ocean saltiness, Reproduction, reproductive cycle, Salmon, salty water, Shack, Sperm, sperm production, sperm release

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	794730
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy!

KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!

action, Adventure, Anime, BUILD, Coming of Age, destroy, determination, emotions, Epic battles, EXCITEMENT, friendship, growth, kaiju, Kaijuu no8, KaijuuCraft, Monsters, overcoming challenges, perseverance, power, repeat, shounen manga, strength, Supernatural, teamwork, transformation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant Kaijuu no8 stomping through your favorite shounen manga/anime!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling epic monsters and saving the world, just like in your favorite manga/anime. Our server will make you feel like a true hero as you embark on crazy adventures and face off against powerful foes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let Kaijuu no8 clear your path to victory! Who knows, you might even discover hidden powers and become the ultimate hero of the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Void Gems Collected:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2620
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Game OverCraft

Asian culture, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, East meets West, Game, Globalization, Interracial Relationships, Japanese female, Japanese man, love, modern romance, Multiculturalism, Overcraft, PAJEET, Pajeetas, perceptions, relationships, societal norms, society, South Asians, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	293	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and craziness!

Join us and witness the rare sight of a Pajeet Male and Japanese female building a castle together, all while dodging creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a Pajeeta with a Japanese man, creating a pixelated love story for the ages.

With qt Pajeetas running around everywhere, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.

coni confetti, Corp, Crafty, Cult, fuyo cloverfield, Idol, idol company, idol corp, idolEN, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, yuko yurei

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	151
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Zombie Dances:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and virtual chaos!

Our server is like no other, with members like Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, and Rin Penrose leading the charge. These virtual idols will entertain you like never before with their epic performances and virtual shenanigans.

But that’s not all! We also have Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti on our Endless server, ready to rock your world with their insane antics and crazy adventures.

And if that’s not enough, we have idol friends like Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, and V&U who will join in on the fun and make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with virtual idols, crazy events, and endless entertainment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

#youtube, Backlash, banter, blocky, controversy, Critics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, Haters, Indie developer, indie game, John Blow, JohnBlows, Meet, pixels, pranks, puzzle game, puzzle mechanics, puzzle solving, SOLUTIONS, success, the witness, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	367553	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Towns Built:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

acceptance, celebration, controversy, Country, culture, Entertainment, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, Live, live tv, Media, Minecraft, penis, penises, performance art, piano, Pianocraft, Play, Polite, shock value, societal norms, television, trannies, tranny, uk, well mannered

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Farms Harvested:	752
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	104
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Void Armor Forged:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

branding, branding strategy, Characters, cute, cyber, Digital, Icons, internet, Internets, madness, Marketing, mascot, mascots, meme, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Popular, social media, symbols, Technology, viral, virtual, web

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Animals Bred:	119	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	76

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

Admiration, adoration, adore, captivation, CREEPERS, Crush, devotion, Enchantment, fervor, fucking, Hag, HagCraft, I, i fucking love this hag, idolization, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, Resist, this.., Worship

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

blocky, Celebs, Community, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, Gaming, influencers, internet culture, lazy edition, Live streaming, online entertainment, online gaming, online personalities, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming platforms, Technology, twitch, TwitchTube, video content, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Enchantments Applied:	291
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!