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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1188 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 177 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!
oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.
so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.