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TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Born, Challenges, difficult childhood, disadvantaged, disadvantaged background, disadvantaged youth, discrimination, Hardship, low-income, Marginalized, Minecraft, Obstacles, POVERTY, smp, social inequality, societal barriers, Struggle, tough upbringing, TracksideMisfit, underprivileged, upbringing, wrong side of the tracks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

UnderwearCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	9877

Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

addictive drugs, addictive substances, blocky, dangerous addictions, dangerous drugs, dangerous substances, DRUG, drug abuse, drug addiction, harmful addictions, harmful drugs, harmful substances, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, illicit drugs, illicit substances, substance abuse, WORST, worst addictive drug, worst drug, worst drug ever, worst illegal drug, worst substances

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	293	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

Claims, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCrafterz, Crime Scene, extremist group, FESTIVAL, German, hunt, investigation, is.., ISuspectNoOne, knife attack, law enforcement, manhunt, Police, Public Safety, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect search, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

ancient architecture, Ancient Builders, Ancient civilization, ancient civilization skills, ancient construction, ancient engineering., ancient knowledge, ancient technology, archaeological discovery, architectural principles, Farmers, geology, Geometry, herders, historical site, Neolithic, PHYSICS., prehistoric, southern Spain, stone chamber, StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	155

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

Active, Adult, Audience, Builds, close-knit, Community, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, Dynmap, elysia, Ensemble, Grief, hermitcraft, java, Meatloaf, moms, Players, Redstone, Season, seeking, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Event, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6141	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1899	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

Austria-Hungary, AustroHungarian, BALKANS, borders, Central Europe, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Empire, Ethnic groups, Europe, geopolitical strategy, habsburg, History, Int, international relations, nationalism, PartitionCraft, partitioned, Politics, Shenanigans, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial division, World War I

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Ores Mined:	3665
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!