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Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

Automation, Bash, bash commands, bash programming, bash scripting, BashBeGone, coding, command line, command-line interface, developer, linux, Minecraft, programming, programming language, scripting, scripting language, shell scripting, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Terminal, terminal commands, Unix

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9982
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Votes:	8885	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!

MineWizards

Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skyblock RPG Dungeons Adventure Wizards Heroes Challenge Imagination Community Blocks Conquer Create Fantasy Exploration Magic Quests Puzzles Survival Creativity Multiplayer

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to MineWizards – your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Explore unique game modes like Skyblock, RPG and Dungeons, all crafted to challenge your skills and ignite your imagination. Join a vibrant community of wizards and heroes, where every block brings a new opportunity. Are you ready to conquer and create? Jump in now at minewizards.com!

play.minewizards.com:25567

🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

Anarchy, atmosphere, Battles, Clans, Community, Competitions, Donations, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FestivalCraft, Fireball fight, Friends, FURNACES, Giveaways, Grief, Hardcore, holiday, Ip:, Islands, Large Online, Minecraft, Minions, MONEY, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Resources, Russian, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

✨ FestivalCraft – Server for real fans of holidays in Minecraft!

Main modes: Anarchy and Skyblock! Here you will find a uniquely generated map, endless possibilities for creativity and regular airdrops in Anarchy mode! Build your fortresses, go to unknown dungeons and take part in battles for cool resources! And for Skyblock fans, we have a selection of unique islands, hand minions to do all the hard work, improved furnaces and a system for earning in-game money – everything to make your island the best!

Additional modes like TNT Run and Fireball Fight add even more fun!

Every half hour you can get a free case using the /freecase command! And in our VKontakte community you will find interactive tournaments, giveaways and competitions! This is the perfect place to make new friends and earn in-game bonuses for your skills! Join us and feel the atmosphere of a real holiday!

Our IP » mc.festivalcraft.fun

Recommended Version: 1.20

Our VK community » vk.com/festivalcraft

Our website » festivalcraft.fun

mc.festivalcraft.fun

Never-Democrat-Young-Men Minecraft Server

civic engagement, Democrat, democratic party, election, millennial voters, Minecraft, NeverDemocratYoungMen, party loyalty, political affiliation, political allegiance, political beliefs, political ideology, political participation, political party, Politics, Server, Voting, voting behavior, voting demographics, voting patterns, voting rights, voting trends, Young men

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, young men are never voting democrat again! Why, you ask? Because our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build and have a good time without any political drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for all our players to enjoy. So come join us and leave your political affiliations at the door, because on our server, the only thing we’re voting for is fun!

All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

books, desire, enjoyment, games, Heaven, Hell, human experience, learn, Listen, Minecraft, motivation, movies, Music, opportunities, Play, Potential, Read, Skills, smp, torture, trying, Video, video games, watch, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	2222
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

MineCraft Mania Server

Assetto Corsa, Combat Helo, dangerous waters, dcs world, DiRT: Rally, Enemy Engaged: Comanche vs Hokum, Euro truck sim, Falcon BMS, farming simulator, flight sims, IL-2, Live for Speed, Mania, microsoft flight simulator, Minecraft, NoLimits2, OMSI 2, racing sims, rfactor 2, Rise of Flight, SAM Simulator, Server, ship simulator, silent hunter, simulation games, Steel Armor: Blaze of War, Steel Beasts Pro, Steel Fury: Kharkov 1942, submarine sims, tank sims, train sims, train simulator, vehicle simulation, x-plane

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4695	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

Addictive, agent, ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy, chart-topping, Dance, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, global phenomenon, Idol, K-pop group, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), No. 70376511, Popular, secret, smp, south korea

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

alternative style, butch lesbian, Crafty, dating tips, gender dynamics, Gender Expression, gender nonconforming, Girlfriend, greasy hair, leather jackets, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ dating, male seeking female, masculine style, masculine women, Minecraft, queer community, relationship advice, Scars, Server, unconventional attraction, unconventional dating, unconventional relationships

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	552261	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

#announcement, athlete, Based, inform, Killer Kross, Kross, Link, Minecraft, News, Notification, now.., professional wrestling, real, regret, smp, social media, Status, tweet, update, URL, Website, wrestling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3335
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

3D armor, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Experience, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Join, Magic, Minecrafters, Quests, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Skills, smp, Spells, Stormy Hollow, Storyline, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	150
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

play.stormyhollow.net