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EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Animals Bred:	149	Star Shards Collected:	142

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Emeralds Found:	8532
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	692662	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise!

Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!

SeoulCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, Moscow, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, political tensions, putin, Pyongyang, russia, security concerns, seoul, SeoulCraft, Server, south korea, summit, Visit, Warning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got seoul warning moscow and putin visiting and stuff. u can build ur own kooky world and maybe even start a political drama like in real life but in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down, so join now before it’s too late!

CanuckCraft: Cuban-Russian Voyage

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Farms Harvested:	613
Void Gems Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like a crazy adventure, man. we got canadian ships going to cuba with russia, like what even is that? it’s all carefully planned, like a mastermind plot in a movie or something. join our server and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, it’s a total trip, dude. come join the fun and let’s sail to cuba together, eh?

BumperCraft: StickerTalk

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mines Excavated:	1479	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

So, like, imagine if you could tell if you’d be bffs with someone just by looking at their Minecraft skin. That’s the kind of magic you’ll find on our server. We’ve got players with skins that scream “I love pizza” or “I’m secretly a unicorn.” It’s like a whole new level of friendship matchmaking, dude.

And get this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King. Legend has it, he rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron feather. If you join our server, you might even catch a glimpse of him strutting around, clucking orders like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party for all the creepers who want to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. It’s lit, literally, because there are glowstone blocks everywhere. You’ll never see creepers the same way again.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a pixelated chicken suit.