Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!
we also got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers for rare items like enchanted golden apples and diamond swords dat shoot lasers! plus, we have epic PvP battles where u can show off ur mad skills and take down ur enemies like a boss!
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises? yeah, it’s pretty freakin awesome!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make some epic memories together! trust me, u won’t regret it!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting General (/ysg/) for all you card game enthusiasts, and a Jojo (/fujojo/) sub-general for those who love posing dramatically.
Ever wanted to see Goku and Vegeta duke it out in Minecraft? Join our Dragon Ball Super (/dbs/) section for some intense battles and power-ups. And don’t forget about Chainsaw Man, Boruto, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Kaiju No. 8, Spy x Family – they’re all here too!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a Minecraft dragon while screaming “Kamehameha” at the top of your lungs? Come join the chaos and madness, and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in the land of Virginia Beach, there was a family vacation planned. But one brave soul, tired of dealing with a lazy, mooching SIL, decided to exclude her from the trip. And thus, a legendary server was born where you can build your own empire without any unwanted family drama!
Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Build, explore, and conquer without any entitled relatives ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a vacation you won’t want to miss!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with treasure. But wait, there’s a twist! Your best friend swoops in and steals it all, leaving you in shock and disbelief. Can you trust anyone in this crazy world?
Or how about this: you build the most epic castle anyone has ever seen, only to have it destroyed by a mysterious griefer who goes by the name of “Matt”. Will you seek revenge and reclaim your throne, or will you team up with other players to take down this villain once and for all?
Join our server for non-stop action, unexpected plot twists, and friendships that will be tested like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building your own pixelated empire. And hey, forget about self-harm because on this server, the only harm you’ll be doing is to those mobs trying to mess with you.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of wood to build your dream castle. Join us now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!
IP: torrentsmp.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions: Java & Bedrock 1.13-Latest
| Survival | – The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals! |
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| – Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes | |
| – Quests with custom storylines and lore | |
| – Fully integrated economy system | |
| – Welcoming community | |
| – Custom armor and tools | |
| – Anti-grief | |
| Creative | – Plot system |
| – Ability to upgrade to bigger and bigger plots | |
| – A community to collaborate with on builds | |
| – Movecraft (you can plan your vehicles and test them) | |
| – Limited world edit access | |
| Lifesteal | – Launched June 1st, 2024 |
You can join by entering the IP: torrentsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Griefing is allowed on our Lifesteal server, but not on the Survival and Creative servers.
Yes, we have custom quests with unique storylines and lore for players to experience.
Yes, players have the ability to upgrade to bigger and bigger plots in the creative server.
Yes, we have a fully integrated economy system on all our servers.
But that’s not all! We also offer the chance to condemn Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and denounce Israel as a legitimate state. Plus, our floating humanitarian aid pier may or may not get dismantled by the US military due to “heavy seas” – talk about drama!
So why wait? Join now for a chance to navigate through the chaos of the Israel-Palestine conflict, watch a 1948 Nakba documentary, and learn why Evangelicals are considered useful idiots. It’s a Minecraft server experience like no other!
