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CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4647
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Animals Bred:	114	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	82

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	8652	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

SceneStealer SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.

plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.