He Said This Wasn’t Good Content… Minecraft Servers

He Said This Wasn’t Good Content… Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9189
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2383
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5719
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9472
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8566 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1219
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockheadz R Us

    Blockheadz R Us
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 871
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

    So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTaiwanLand

    CraftyTaiwanLand
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3262
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Luke Look Server

    Luke Look Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7696
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 146 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Emeralds Found: 102 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

    also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

    Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8231
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 580585 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

    But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyStar Minecraft Server

    BlockyStar Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1151
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

    Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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