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NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3356	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

Artificial Intelligence, Auto, Automation, autonomous vehicles, comparison, convenience, Craft, DRIVE, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Fun, Future, innovation, Mobility, progress, robotics, Safety, segways, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation, trends, Walking

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	4177	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	9655

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

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Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

Abuse, Artificial Intelligence, assault, blocky, boob, Boobs, brawl, Cyborg, Exploitation, FANTASY, fembot, fetish, Machine, mechanical, Minecraft, non-consensual, objectification, rape, ROBOT, Robotic, Sci Fi, Server, sexual assault, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Items Found:	5562	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4755	Animals Bred:	144
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	3693	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

astronaut, CREEPERS, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Finally, first human on Mars, historic moment, human history, interplanetary travel, Mars landing, Mars mission, MartianCraft, outer space, red planet, scientific achievement, Server, space adventure, space colonization, space conquest, Space discovery, space exploration, space exploration milestone, space pioneer, Space Travel

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	6497	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

dolphin, Fibroblast, Fun, Land

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	787906	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2792

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew plays, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox experiment, roblox family, roblox funneh, roblox funnehcake, roblox funny, roblox funny game, Roblox funny gameplay, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox itsfunneh, roblox krew, roblox lab, roblox mystery, roblox potion, Roblox ro bio, roblox rp, roblox science, roblox story, roblox surprise, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crops Grown:	1693
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5789
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Winters Peak Skyblock

Adventure, Arena, Beginning, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, growth, ISLAND, Journey, opportunities, Ranks, Rewards, SKY, Skyblock, Upgrades

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

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