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Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5120
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1498
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	244535
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	932
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1373	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!

DoggoCraft Wedding Wars

brother, CANCELLATION, covid, decision, dog, dog sitter, DoggoCraft, emergency, family, last minute, love, loyalty, no pet event, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rough shape, supervision, Trust, Upset, vet, Wars, Wedding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of missing out on epic events because of your furry friends? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never miss another wedding, birthday party, or alien invasion because your pet needs you!

We understand the importance of our four-legged companions, which is why we have a special pet-friendly zone where your Minecraft pets can roam free and cause chaos. No more choosing between your virtual adventures and your real-life responsibilities – now you can have both!

So come on down to our server and let your pets run wild while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer with your trusty sidekick by your side? Join us now and unleash the ultimate pet-powered mayhem!