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NukeCraft Server: House Intel Warns!

chairman, Committee, Conflict, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, end of the year, Global, House, House Intelligence Committee, intel, intelligence, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, State, threat, Warns, weapons

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

botanical adventures, botanical attractions, botanical experiences, botanical tourism, BotanicalZooCraft, entry fee, Exotic botanical gardens, exotic flora, exotic plants, garden admissions, garden entrance fees, garden fees, horticultural attractions, horticultural displays, paid gardens, plant collections, plant conservation, plant exhibits, plant exploration, plant sanctuaries, plant zoos

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

10. immunotherapy, 11. tumor cells, 12. therapeutic targets, 13. immune checkpoint, 14. tumor microenvironment, 15. immune evasion, 16. immune modulation, 17. targeted therapy, 18. personalized medicine, 19. immune surveillance, 2. disrupt, 20. tumor immunology., 3. NKG2A, 4. HLA-E, 5. interactions, 6. anti-cancer, 7. immunity, 8. cancer, 9. immune response, disruptors, NKG2AHLAE, strategies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	587799	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1939	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Votes:	2071
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mines Excavated:	3244	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!