He dances Minecraft Servers

He dances Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5387
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

    Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

    So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP

    SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4346
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers trying to join in on the fun (but we don’t let them, they always blow up the dance floor).

    But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.

    And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

    CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 604
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

    Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

    Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sunburn RNA Madness

    Sunburn RNA Madness
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 5897
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ores Mined: 1165
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yeah u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now.

    first of all, did u know that on this server, u can ride a pig while shooting fireballs out of ur hands? yep, u heard me right. it’s like being a wizard riding a magical pig into battle.

    also, on this server, u can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. imagine how shiny and bling bling that would be. all the other players will be so jealous of ur diamond palace.

    oh, and did i mention that on this server, u can tame a dragon and fly around the map wreaking havoc on all the other players? it’s like being a boss level final boss.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and epic minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • spawntrapped

    spawntrapped
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9443
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    This is a survival minecraft server, and griefing is not allowed. Our goal is to stay as close to the vanilla game as possible. There are no resets and there are no commands like tpa or sethome. Cheats are not allowed.

    Server trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2a7NUvmo9g&t=1s

    Server IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

    Server website: spawntrapped.com

    Server Features

    • Free speech, nothing you say will get you banned (unless you are posting illegal content)
    • On version 1.21.4
    • Redstone works as intended
    • 2014 world, no resets ever
    • No chat reports
    • PvP is allowed
    • No clingy staff that follow you around everywhere
    • No teleport commands, actually traveling is now meaningful

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I grief on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
    Are cheats allowed? No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
    Is PvP allowed? Yes, PvP is allowed on this server.
    Are there any resets on the server? No, there are no resets on this server.
    Can I use teleport commands like tpa or sethome? No, there are no teleport commands on this server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost Manga Creator 1.20.3

    Lost Manga Creator 1.20.3
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 579
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 411

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build the most epic castles and battle dragons with your friends!

    Like, seriously, I saw a player ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shot out fireworks! It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it!

    And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long! It’s like a rave in the Nether, but way cooler!

    Plus, the admins are like super friendly and will give you free diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat! It’s like they speak the language of potatoes or something, I don’t even know, but it’s amazing!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s build a world of pure insanity together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even here?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 1277
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family drama and financial chaos! 🏠💸

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying your parents’ property taxes and mortgage, only to have your sneaky sister swoop in and try to take over the house! Will you stand your ground and refuse to be taken advantage of, or will you give in to the pressure and continue to support your ungrateful family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic arguments, betrayal, and shady financial agreements that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Will you come out on top and secure your rightful share of the house, or will you be left high and dry by those closest to you?

    So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the chaos of family dynamics and financial turmoil! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back…especially when it comes to sharing property with your loved ones! 😂🏡💰

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!

    WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5295
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings where the bridesmaid drama is just too real? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and experience a world where your future sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding plans because she doesn’t even exist! No more dealing with uninterested bridesmaids or uncommunicative family members – on our server, you’re the queen bee and everyone else is just there to serve you.

    And forget about slapping in the face – on our server, you can slap anyone you want (virtually, of course) without any consequences! Plus, our flower girls are actually creeper mobs in disguise, so you never have to worry about them throwing a tantrum during the ceremony.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s a wedding experience you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DietCraft SMP

    DietCraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2847
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

    But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

    So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrazyCraftSchoolExploit

    CrazyCraftSchoolExploit
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8656
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Animals Bred: 105
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever had a teacher turn into a creeper and explode the classroom just for fun? No? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride where the teachers are more unpredictable than a pack of wild wolves. Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about survival skills by escaping a zombie apocalypse in our virtual world? Come join us for the craziest school experience you’ll ever have, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT blocks).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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