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Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why the f*ck not join our server? We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even find yourself becoming best friends with a talking cow. See you in the madness! 🐄🔥🧀

Silent Plex server Minecraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Server Dedicated to Anarchy

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Booger Eater’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	3187	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as picking and eating boogers? Look no further! Our server is filled with bizarre adventures and unexpected surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a booger connoisseur.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wacky. Trade booger recipes, challenge each other to booger-eating contests, and bond over your shared passion for the slimy side of life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s as unique and unforgettable as a morning booger buffet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Visa Scamming TikToks in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	New Chunks Explored:	952510
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled Indian TikTokers who specialize in visa scamming! That’s right, you’ll be building and mining alongside some of the most notorious scammers in the game. But don’t worry, they’ll only scam you out of diamonds, not your actual visa. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of fraud.

Turkcell’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant turkey and a cell phone – who will win? Only on our server!

Explore our custom-built world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, it’s a mischievous spud).

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the moms are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with epic builds, crazy events, and of course, lots of mom jokes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to outbuild a mom who has been playing Minecraft longer than you’ve been alive.

But beware, these moms are not your average players. They have mastered the art of PvP and will not hesitate to take you down if you challenge their authority. Rumor has it that one mom even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who will bake you virtual cookies when you’re feeling down, or who will scold you for not wearing your diamond armor to bed? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and puppies. Need we say more?

Join us on Mommy Still on Top SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the moms are the ones calling the shots. Just remember, when in doubt, always listen to your Minecraft mom.

Vtuber Vibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of chaotic Minecraft servers where the chat is a constant stream of nonsense and drama? Look no further, because on our server, even with thousands of Vtubers tuning in, the chat feels like a cozy gathering of 10 close friends sharing memes and inside jokes.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and explore in peace while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of Vtubers with voices like angels. Our community is so wholesome and comfy, you’ll feel like you’ve found your virtual home away from home.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Vtuber or discover a secret underground meme society. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house.

Riot made a black character for Valorant and made collecting… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a diverse group of players, including a character who collects sneakers as a hobby! We’re not racist, we just love to have fun and be unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a black character rocking some fresh kicks while building epic structures in the game? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Crafty Jak and Daxter Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are just poor man’s versions of the real deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Ratchet and Clank of the Minecraft world!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a giant flying llama while battling evil creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Build your own secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and rare enchanted items.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can team up with Jak and Daxter to take down the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with a taste for destruction.

So why settle for a poor man’s Ratchet and Clank when you can experience the craziness and chaos of our Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Oh no, Trump bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9710	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as Trump trying to buy a little girl’s hair? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even Trump himself would feel right at home. Join us for a chance to witness crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a hair-selling scandal or two. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness in-game? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!