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BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1860
Votes:	4699	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!