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SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	9042
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	261	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6812	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9259	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	127
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	3279
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mines Excavated:	4743
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4740
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	9484	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).