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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, BELIEF, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeperGang, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, idea.., Impression, judgment, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reflection, response, sentiment, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4223

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mines Excavated:	1526	Ores Mined:	620
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5429
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	8636
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2473
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Enchantments Applied:	195	Dragon Eggs Found:	5187
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	634	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?