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Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3310	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	90

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crops Grown:	1209
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crops Grown:	9920	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	176
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Infinity Stones Found:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

The Escargot Experiment: Not Quite Anarchy with a Side of Modded Factions, PvP, and PvE! No Guns, Nukes, Planes, or Cars! Slightly Sporadic Updates!

Anarchy, arg, cars, Create, customizations, data packs, enemies, escargot, Experiment, Factions, Guns, Lore, Modded, nukes, Planes, Plugins, private developer, PvE, PvP, Safe Zones, Secrets, semi anarchy, Shops, Side, slightly, Sporadic, Updates, weekly updates

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	754	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Potions Brewed:	171	Star Shards Collected:	74

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Esker Experiment
Features	Modded server with custom content, semi-anarchy gameplay, infection, machines and guns, custom map with secrets, lore and ARG
Custom Developer	Private developer focused on improving server experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is The Esker Experiment?	It is a modded server with semi-anarchy gameplay, allowing players to engage in PVP activities and explore custom content.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server, with the primary focus being on PVP interactions. Players are not allowed to attack offline bases.
What is the unique feature of the server?	The server has custom content developed by a private developer, including infection, machines, guns, and a large map with secrets.
How can I join The Esker Experiment?	Join the Discord server to get the modpack and IP address for the server. Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/xeWReJMycE

CastawayCraft Minecraft Server

Cast him Casting Actor Audition Role Drama Performance Character Theatre Film Television Talent Script Rehearsal Director Acting Scene Emotion Opportunity Success, CastawayCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Votes:	1485	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server, where we have a special feature called “Cast him” where you can literally cast other players into the sky with a flick of your wand!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure you hold on tight, because things tend to get explosive around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

8 years, achievement, American pride, anticipation, Competition, countdown, determination, dreams, Future, goal-setting, LA 2024, madness, Murica, olympics, patience, perseverance, smp, sports, united states, Victory, WAIT, WaitCraft, WIN, Years

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Potions Brewed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ores Mined:	6664
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!