haus mod Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HeroFailsMC SMP

best, cautionary tale, Celebrity, Disappointment, disillusionment, encounter, Expectations, Experience, FAMOUS, Fan, Heroes, HeroFailsMC, Idol, lesson learned, letdown, Meet, Meeting, personal anecdote, regret, smp, Story, WORST

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

NoDirtNoDiamonds

individual rule, life guideline, life mantra, life motto, life principle, NoDirtNoDiamonds, personal belief, personal code, personal guideline, personal mantra, personal motto, personal philosophy, personal principle, personal rule, personal standard, rule in life, self-imposed rule, self-made rule, unique rule

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Items Found:	4180	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Dreamy Face Mine

at least, dream analysis, dreams, dreamy, face, familiar faces in dreams, long tail tags: dream interpretation, Once, recurring dreams, seen, subconscious thoughts

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1840	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, cocks, desire, dirty talk, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, gooning, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, role-play, seduction, Server, sexual fantasy, sister, sisters, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	6196	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

AwkwardAF, bizarre actions, bizarre tendencies, eccentric behavior, embarrassing actions, family reactions, Minecraft, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish actions, peculiar habits, peculiar mannerisms, quirky behavior, quirky tendencies, smp, strange habits, strange quirks, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird actions, weird behavior, weird tendencies

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

child rearing, cognitive development., Communication, developmental psychology, emotional intelligence, experimental psychology, generation, group dynamics, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, ISOLATION, KidzCraft, language acquisition, language development, mental health, nature vs nurture, psychological effects, SILENT, social development, social experiment, social isolation, Social Skills, socialization

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	171
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!