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Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ores Mined:	7679	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5943
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Unsatisfied Miners

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	7318	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	1071	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2097
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!