hate Minecraft Servers

hate

  • ABUs unite Minecraft SMP

    ABUs unite Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride where chaos reigns supreme and drama is always on the menu.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Why? Because why not! Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building ridiculous structures, and starting epic battles over the most trivial things.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, those llamas are sneaky little buggers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

    Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

    Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GirlPowerGamer Minecraft SMP

    GirlPowerGamer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty easy to follow).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of the jungle. They decided to take a leap of faith and jump through, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was like nothing they had ever seen before, and they knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires, whether it’s a towering castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics. And if you ever get bored of building, you can always join in on one of our epic server-wide events, like the annual Ender Dragon race or the underwater treasure hunt.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why /pol/ hates women (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly jealous of their building skills).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Sleepy Moids Society

    Minecraft SMP: Sleepy Moids Society

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon! And don’t even get me started on our annual “Troll the Admin” event where players get to prank the server owner with exploding sheep and flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and disco ball helmets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run for your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

    Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber ignoring your messages? Well, look no further because on our server, our staff will respond to your messages within seconds! We even have a special “Fan Appreciation Day” where you can challenge your oshi to a 1v1 PvP match in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new favorite fan! Join now and never feel ignored again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP