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HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Gems Collected:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

MongolianHackersCraft

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, Espionage, foreign interference, government cybersecurity, hacker groups, HACKING, Information Security, Mongolian government, MongolianHackersCraft, nation-state hackers, political hacking, Russian hackers, Target, Technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7577
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	182

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers are teaming up with the mongolian government to take over the virtual world! build your own secret underground base to hide from the hackers, or join forces with them to rule the server with an iron fist! beware of the cyber attacks and crazy conspiracies that will keep you on your toes! who will come out on top in this epic battle for virtual supremacy? join now and find out!

Ordinary SMP: Where Not Even the Creepers Are Vanilla

Adventures, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, CREEPERS, Depths, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Griefers, Nether, ordinary, Players, PVP Event, redstone engineer, respectful, server-wide., Simple VoiceChat, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	5388
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Community Focus	Small, friendly player base
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds

Mods:

BlueMap – View Map
AudioPlayer
Simple VoiceChat
Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for high-quality community
Regular events and contests

How to Join:

You can join us on Discord

We look forward to welcoming new crafters to our server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with additional mods for enhanced gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Are griefers allowed on the server?	No, we have measures in place to protect builds from griefers.
What events do you host?	We host various events such as PVP battles, build contests, and community projects.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Analysis, Assessment, blockbusters, controversial, critique, discussion, Evaluation, former, Game, inappropriate, jerks off, judgment, mid art, Minecraft, offensive, opinion, perspective, reaction, response, retarded, review, Server, Viewpoint

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SMP SlaveryDebateCraft

corporate accountability., corporate initiatives, corporate responsibility, cultural impact, DEI, Diversity, equity, ethical considerations, historical context, inclusion, Jack Daniels, long tail tags, marginalized communities, Racial equality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, representation, Slavery, SlaveryDebateCraft, smp, social justice, spirit industry, systemic racism

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

Legend has it that a group of elite Minecraft players were stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a bottle of Jack Daniels. As they sipped on the delicious spirit, they realized that they had stumbled upon the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft experience. And thus, our server was born!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, plenty of Jack Daniels to keep the party going. Build your dream base, battle epic bosses, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Jack Daniels-fueled fun begin! Just remember, everything is better with a little bit of whiskey. Cheers!

MugCraft Server – No Lies, Just Mugs!

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother, Communication, emotional manipulation, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Golden Child, Guilt, Honesty, Individuality, Lies, Manipulation, MugCraft, Mugs, relationships, self worth, Self-expression, Server, sibling, validation, youngest child

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to send passive-aggressive mugs to your siblings without actually wanting to, just like in this story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good mix of cheesy and tacky, just like that dollar store mug. And if you’re not the favorite child in your family, don’t worry – you’ll be the favorite player on our server!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being misunderstood and labeled as mean and ungrateful, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to never go with the flow – because where’s the fun in that?

WidowCraft – No GF Demands

belongings, compromise, Conflict, Connection, Demands, Girlfriend, History, Honoring, late wife, Memory, moving forward, relationship, sentimental value, Storage, Tension, WidowCraft, widower

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen! Join now to witness the battle between a 40-year-old widower, his 10-year-old daughter, and his new girlfriend Sarah over who gets to keep the late wife’s belongings in the house. Will the daughter maintain a connection to her mother through these items? Will Sarah ever feel comfortable in a home filled with reminders of the past? Find out on our server, where drama is always brewing and relationships are put to the test! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous requests!

PixelPatriots Minecraft Server

200M, arms trade, Breach, China, defense tech, embargo, export control, Exporting, Fine, fined, illegal, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, penalty, PixelPatriots, Prohibited, RTX, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

GazaGriefGoneWild

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., emergency response, foreign intervention, Gaza convoy, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefGoneWild, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian mission, idf, international aid, international relations, Middle East conflict, military strike, non-governmental organization, Palestinian territories, peacekeeping efforts, security breach, unvetted people, US aid group

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

so, like, u kno this server? it’s like, so totally epic cuz we got this crazy story to tell u. so, like, there was this aid group, right? and they were all like, “yo, let’s go to Gaza and help out.” but get this, they got taken over by these totally unvetted people! like, who even does that? anyway, then the IDF comes in and just strikes them down. it was like, boom, kaboom, you’re outta here! but like, don’t worry, our server is way more chill than that. come join us and have a blast, for realz. we promise no unvetted people will take over our server, pinky swear!

UnderwearCraft: Where half the fun is picking the right shade of vanilla! 25 and over only. RIP, Hermitcraft.

adult players, Builds, Communication, Community, data packs, Discord link, Enderman Griefing, English language, Fun, hermitcraft, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Heads, Picking, Player Shops, pranks, PvP, RIP, rules, Season, shade, smp, Survival, UnderwearCraft, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

UnderscoreCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	25+
Seasons	6th Season
Maps	6-12 months duration
Language	English
Rules	Respectful gameplay, no stealing or griefing
Data Packs	Various enhancements and features
Other Info	Unique player shops, community projects, TNT duping allowed
Server Info	30 player slots, Java Edition 1.21, Difficulty: Hard

For Discord Link, please message the server admin.

UnderscoreCraft Server FAQ

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join by messaging the admin for a Discord link and getting whitelisted.

Q: What are the rules of the server? A: The rules include being respectful, no stealing or griefing, and using common sense.

Q: Are pranks and PVP allowed on the server? A: Yes, pranks, jokes, and PVP are allowed as long as they are mutual.

Q: What are some of the data packs used on the server? A: Some data packs include Anti-Enderman Griefing, More Mob Heads, and Single Player Sleep.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server? A: Yes, there is a shopping district for unique player shops.

Q: How long do maps typically last on the server? A: Maps generally last 6-12 months depending on updates and community opinion.

Q: Can I use TNT duping on the server? A: Yes, TNT duping is allowed but should be used responsibly.

IndiCraft Server: Land of the Superpowers

Achievements, Chess, Diplomacy, facilitating peace, Geopolitics, Global influence, India, Indicraft, innovation, international relations, Land, leadership, modi, moon landing, Peacebuilding, progress, Server, space exploration, strategic partnerships, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology, World champion, Zelensky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Votes:	8302	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

🌕🚀 Ready to join a Minecraft server that is out of this world? Our server is so advanced, we helped facilitate peace between countries like India and Ukraine while landing on the moon at the same time! 🕊️🏆 Plus, rumor has it that our top player is on track to become the world champion at chess – all thanks to the skills they’ve honed on our server! 🤯 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey – join us now and see what other unbelievable feats we can accomplish together! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #CraziestServerEver