hate everyone – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SquishySole Minecraft SMP

accident, clumsy, Disgusting, Experience, feet, Floor, gross, Mess, Minecraft, mistake, regret, Shoes, Slippery, smp, Squishy, SquishySole, stepped on, Surprise, unexpected, Unpleasant, worst thing, yuck

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of memes and madness, where you can build the most ridiculous structures and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a block of TNT disguised as a harmless flower. Trust me, it’s a real blast! Plus, we have this crazy story about a giant potato that roams the server, stealing all the carrots and causing chaos.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life in a virtual world of chaos and craziness, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding chickens, they’re everywhere!

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CandyCrafters

beloved snacks, candy classics, candy cravings, CandyCrafters, childhood cravings, childhood indulgences, childhood snacks, childhood treasures, chocolate bars, forgotten favorites, long-lost treats, nostalgic treats, old-fashioned sweets, snack time nostalgia, sugary delights, sugary nostalgia, sweet memories, sweet tooth, tasty memories, treat yourself, vintage snacks

Remember those days when you could munch on snacks and chocolates that were out of this world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring those childhood favorites back to life! Join us for a taste of nostalgia as you explore our virtual world filled with candy-themed biomes and snack-inspired builds.

From chocolate bar mountains to gummy bear forests, you’ll never run out of delicious sights to see. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with your favorite childhood treats! But be careful, some of these snacks have a mind of their own and might try to lure you in with their irresistible flavors.

So why wait? Join our server now for a sweet and savory adventure that will satisfy your cravings and leave you wanting more. Who needs real snacks when you can have virtual ones that are just as tasty?

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CraftyUkrainianMCServer

aggression, air strikes, ammunition depots, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianMCServer, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, industrial plants, international relations, Military Action, Military operations, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, strike, targeted attacks, Tension, Ukraine, War

so, liek, u kno how ukraine and russia r always beefin? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. join us and be part of da epic battle between ukraine and russia in minecraft! blow up industrial plants, raid ammunition depots, and cause chaos in dis ‘massive’ strike overnight. who will come out on top? join now to find out! also, we have really cool custom weapons and armor that u can use to wreak havoc on ur enemies. come join da fun and be part of da action-packed adventure!

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BalticPipelinePirates

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Baltic, Baltic Sea, BalticPipelinePirates, eastern europe, energy security, Espionage, european union, geopolitical tensions, Maritime, Military, nato, pipeline, russia, Russian, SECURITY, shadow fleet, source, Surveillance, Vessel

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy minecraft server where we got a russian ‘shadow fleet’ vessel circling around a baltic pipeline, like what even is that?? but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret russian plots while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! come join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

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Solar Panel Shenanigans

#sustainability, best practices, cleaning, cleaning products, dishwashing detergent, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, glass cleaner, isopropanol, maintenance, maintenance tips, panel, panel care, renewable energy, research, Shenanigans, Solar, solar energy, solar panels, solar power, solar radiation, Technology, Tips

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the solar panels are so clean u can see ur reflection in them! we use glass cleaner and isopropanol to make sure those panels are sparkling!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even creepers are wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from the blinding light! join us and experience the most radiant minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate

Adventure, Creative, jujutsu kaisen, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Modded, PvE, PvP, Rework, Server, Ultimate

Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate Server, Has PVP and PVE for JujutsuCraft Mod, Modded Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate Rework Adventure

172.93.100.199 Click to copy

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The Last Joust of Chivalry

Arenas, Army, Block Physics, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Expansion, Faction, faction management, Factions, factions combat, joust, Kingdoms, Medieval, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, Siege, Siege Engines, War

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry
“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”
TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:
➤ CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
➤ PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas
More information of the additional planned features will be included
Join our community today
https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is The Last Joust of Chivalry?	The Last Joust of Chivalry is a Minecraft server focused on factions combat and expansion, with custom siege engines, army expansion system, extensive faction management, and additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone.
How can I join the server?	You can join our community by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions to join the server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules are typically listed in the server’s Discord or website.
Can I play on the server with friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and create or join factions together to conquer the realm.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server features a custom Modpack with realism-focused features and additional modes for players to enjoy.

Relic Hunter’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, ambitious, Appearance, attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Haven, Hunters, Kindness, long term potential, man, open-minded, Personality, Qualities, relationship, relic, respectful, sense of humor, supportive, Understanding

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have a chance with pic rel because our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes just waiting for a blocky hunk like you to sweep them off their square feet!

You’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time, impressing all the digital ladies with your mad crafting skills.

Plus, our server has the most lit parties this side of the Nether, so you’ll never be bored while you’re looking for love in all the right blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest for love and loot in the most bonkers Minecraft server around!

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ParentCraft: Discreetly MineCraft

chore responsibilities, communication in parenting, discreetly, driving practice, family arguments, family dynamics, family expectations, household responsibilities, learner’s permit, Minecraft, ParentCraft, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, Parenting styles, parenting with discretion, parenting with grace, part time job, school and work balance, teenage chores, teenage responsibilities, workload management

Are you tired of boring parenting arguments and household chores? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated debate with your spouse about parenting styles, when suddenly you’re transported to a world where chores don’t exist and kids can drive cars with their learner’s permit.

On our server, your 16-year-old son can work a part-time job on weekends, go to school during the week, and still have time to fold laundry and take out the trash (or not, because who needs chores anyway?).

But beware, there may be some angry spouses lurking around, demanding that your virtual son stick to his chores. But don’t worry, we believe in parenting with grace and understanding, so you can focus on the important things like building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a hilarious escape from everyday drama, join our server now! Who needs chores when you can have this much fun?

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RealizationRookie – Minecraft SMP

aha moment, Clarity, delayed realization, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, finally understanding, hindsight, light bulb moment, long overdue, Minecraft, obvious, personal growth, realization, realization journey, realization process, RealizationRookie, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, slow learner, smp, Understanding

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, get this, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pigman. I know, right? So crazy!

But wait, there’s more. We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And our admin is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He’s like the coolest chicken you’ll ever meet, trust me. Plus, we have an annual llama race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT. It’s literally the most explosive prize ever.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and join in on all the wacky adventures, come join our Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a total blast, I swear. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, you won’t regret it!

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