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BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Emeralds Found:	6671	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magic Items Found:	2332	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4998
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	137	Dimension Hops:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Emeralds Found:	1153	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8085	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Animals Bred:	46	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9122

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!