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CraftyKremlinNewsNet

ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, US

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	58

join our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️

come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯

watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️‍♂️🔥🚓

join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥

remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮

ShedRenoManiaCraft

affordable housing, alternative housing, DIY housing, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, minimalist living, renovating buses, renovating RV’s, renovating sheds, renovating vans, ShedRenoManiaCraft, societal issues, tiny homes, unobtainable housing, van life

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!

FilterCraft: BuffBoys Edition

appearance ideals, average person, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, body image, body image distortion, Boys, BuffBoys, Edition, FilterCraft, mental health, mental illness, muscle dysmorphia, muscular build, obsessive preoccupation, photo filters, psychological condition, self esteem, social media, social media influence, Young men

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Votes:	6066	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

so, like, u ever feel like ur not, like, buff enough, bro? like, u look in the mirror and u just see a scrawny lil noodle arm lookin back at u? well, have no fear, cuz we got the perfect solution for u on this epic minecraft server!

join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!

we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.

so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!

Crusalis: Where Cow Tipping is Serious Business

Armavir, armenia, Business, Community, Contribution, cow, Crusalis, Discord, Factions, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, iteration, mado, Minecraft, Players, Premium, Raids, Server, Skilled, Theme, Tipping, Victory, Wars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9819	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

Description

CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
How can I join the community?	Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado.
What can I expect on the server?	Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh.
How long do iterations last?	Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content.
How can I contribute to nation-building?	Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia).

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Island Getaway

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, getaway, gig, Griefers, ISLAND, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Spino Doubleblaster, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2820	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet dragon that will protect you from creepers and zombies.

We have exclusive character banners featuring Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle – all ready to join you on your epic adventures. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Silvershower Heartstrings (Bow) and the Splendor of Tranquil Waters (Sword) – perfect for slaying enemies in style.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to log off. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, cultural practices, customer expectations, gratuity, hospitality industry, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Server, service industry, social norms, societal pressure, societal rituals, tipping behavior, tipping culture, tipping customs, tipping etiquette, tipping habits, tipping norms, tipping practices, tipping psychology, tipping rituals, tipping traditions, TipTopCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tipping culture like no other! Forget about diamonds, here we tip with enchanted golden apples and rare potions.

But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!

BlockyBikiniBattles

beach body, bikini confidence, BlockyBikiniBattles, body confidence, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body shaming, female empowerment, friendship drama, lake vacation, personal growth, refusing to wear revealing bikinis, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, standing up for yourself, summer vacation, toxic friendships, weight loss transformation, Women supporting Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4063

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!

So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyNiceGuy Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, being assertive, breaking free from nice guy persona, building self-respect, confidence building, CraftyNiceGuy, dating advice, developing self-assurance, ditching the nice guy image, Masculinity, Minecraft, Nice guy syndrome, overcoming nice guy syndrome, people pleasing, personal growth, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server, setting boundaries, toxic masculinity

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone like a sad little villager in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the cure for the nice guy syndrome! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft player who slays dragons, builds epic castles, and never gets stuck in the friend zone again!

Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!

CraftyCashWaste

buyer’s remorse, careless spending, CraftyCashWaste, dumb purchases, extravagant expenses, extravagant purchases, financial blunders, financial failures, financial regrets, foolish investments, frivolous spending, impulsive buying, money mismanagement, money mistakes, money woes, regretful purchases, regrettable purchases, silly splurges, stupid purchases, unnecessary expenses, wasted money

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of wasting your money on dumb stuff like avocado toast and designer fidget spinners? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly worthwhile – virtual blocks!

Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!

TerrorCraft: Critical Condition

breaking news, CASUALTIES, condition, Conflict, critical, critical condition, current events, emergency response, extremism, injured, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, News, northern Israel, security threat, suspected, terror attack, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, violence, Wounded

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, like, if you wanna join our epic Minecraft server, here’s a reason: TWO WOUNDED IN SUSPECTED TERROR ATTACK IN NORTHERN ISRAEL, ONE IN CRITICAL CONDITION! But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server cuz we have magical unicorns that protect us from all the bad stuff. Plus, our diamond armor is like, super OP so you’ll be safe AF. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!