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Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3746
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6411

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Emeralds Found:	9916

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	8648

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2341
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crops Grown:	2309	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!