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LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4313
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Farms Harvested:	952
Astral Projections Made:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	205	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crops Grown:	3655	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	139831
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3207
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2381	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	132
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	65	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!