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Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	422505

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

Air, build contests, Community, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Drama, Friends, java, Jobs, Longevity, march 2024, MCMMO, Melio, plain ol’, Plugin, private server, Protection, shopping district, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Underground, v1.21, Warps

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
A trust system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Longevity world from March 2024
Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelisted?	Yes, we are a whitelisted community.
What version of Minecraft do you run?	Java 1.21
Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs?	No, we keep the experience vanilla.
How can I join events like treasure hunts?	Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.

Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, brother chaplain leandros, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, hotfix 3.1, Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, rentry.org, ROADMAP, september community update, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP

Anime, APPEAL, attractiveness, Bait, character traits, desirable, emotional depth, Fan Service, FANTASY, Femininity, Fujo, fujobait, idealized, male characters, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, romance, smp, target audience, Tropes, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the male characters are so fujobait, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by hordes of fangirls who just can’t get enough of our dreamy pixelated hunks.

Our server is filled with handsome studs who will make your heart skip a beat with their perfectly chiseled blocky bodies and enchanting personalities. From the mysterious Enderman with his brooding gaze to the charming Villager who always has a trade deal you can’t refuse, there’s a fujobait character for every taste.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may find yourself falling head over heels for these virtual heartthrobs. You’ll spend hours building pixel art shrines in their honor and writing fanfiction about their epic adventures. So come on, grab your diamond sword and join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fujobait fun!

TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You

10. Self-acceptance, 11. Emotional intelligence, 12. Inner child, 13. Healing past wounds, 14. self-care, 15. Parental guidance, 16. Coping mechanisms, 17. Overcoming challenges, 18. Building resilience, 19. Gratitude, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Mindfulness., 3. Childhood memories, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Life lessons, 7. Self-discovery, 8. Regrets, 9. Dreams and aspirations, Chat, Mini, time travel, TimeyCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Eco-Disaster FunLand

climate crisis, conservation efforts, ecocide, EcoDisaster, ecological disaster, ecosystem destruction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental damage, environmental devastation, environmental impact, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, FUNLAND, global destruction, human activities, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, severe forms, Stop Ecocide International, Sustainable development, widespread harm

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so u ever played on a minecraft server where u can literally DESTROY the environment on a MASSIVE scale?? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we ENCOURAGE ecocide!!

join us and unleash ur inner environmental villain as u chop down ALL the trees, pollute ALL the water, and mine ALL the resources until there’s NOTHING left but a barren wasteland!!

who needs a beautiful, thriving ecosystem when u can have a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape instead?? come on in and wreak havoc like never before, cuz on our server, the environment is just a plaything for ur destructive desires!!

join now and be the ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAIN u were always meant to be!! 🌲🔥💧⛏️🌎

SoulMC Network

Earth, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ores Mined:	1787	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

JOIN THE SERVER TODAY

IP SERVER: soulmc.vn VERSION: 1.12.2 or later

A Vietnamese Minecraft server was developed in June 2024

With a team of enthusiastic staff and professional management from the administrator, the server is committed to being a desirable stop for everyone.

Join and experience with us!

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