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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	334
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2204
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Votes:	514
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	4171
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!