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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 930 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1286 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
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