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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8368 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
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