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Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

3D armor, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Experience, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Join, Magic, Minecrafters, Quests, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Skills, smp, Spells, Stormy Hollow, Storyline, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	73
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

play.stormyhollow.net

Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, ending, Happy Ending, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga conclusion, manga finale, manga plot twist, manga protagonist, manga series, manga survival, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, Server, Story, Survived, Twist, unexpected

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	147	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	134

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

TV Show Minecraft SMP

Community, comparison, Differences, discussion, Entertainment, Equivalent, forum, long tail, Media, Minecraft, movies, ONLINE, Popular, Recommendations, series, Show, shows, Similarities, smp, tags, television, trending, TV

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	806	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Villages Defended:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	341163	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, anger issues, antisocial behavior, bullying, emotional instability, firsties, harmful behavior, inferiority complex, Insecurity, madness, maladaptive coping mechanisms, mental health, Minecraft, PIXEL, psychological issues, PvP, retarded, self esteem, self-destructive behavior, Server, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, violence, violent tendencies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

Argument, Board, controversy, criticism, debate, disagreement, dislike, emotional, gimmicky, internet, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, people, personally, piece of shit, reaction, Sensitive, smp, social media, triggered, Upset

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Items Found:	7260
Enchantments Applied:	73	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	5652

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

MagicMoon

Adventure, Cross-Play, custom worlds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, enchanted forests, Exploration, fairy tales, FANTASY, Magic, Magical Items, magical realms, Mini Games, Missions, mystical lands, mythical creatures, PvP battles, Quests, Roleplay, sorcery, Spells, Survival, Wizardry

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	25
Divine Spears Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

play.magicmoon.site

WakeCraft

Crates, Custom, Economy, infernal mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, new content, protection blocks, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WakeCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchantments Applied:	104
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

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