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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1319 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 161 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.
but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
