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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8506 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!